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If Norton made condoms everyone would get pregnant.
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Nobody knows who I really am,
I never felt this empty before.
Did I ever need somebody come along,
whose gonna comfort me and keep me strong?
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Maybe I could jump? Jump off the Broklyn Bridge... But I don't live in Broklyn and I don't know how to swim.
"Boobs = meat" ha ha.
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THY MOTHER!!!
Remember kids: most of the great people of history couldn't even read.
And most of them were gay.
I love this it's so fuuny and cute! xD Hahahahaha!!!
Must fav o.óUu
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"Long Live to the Happy Rainbow Oxó"
"If you get killed, I'll kill you!" ~Roronoa Zoro xD
NaruGaaNaru It's
ZoroxLuffy FANCLUB & SanjixLuffy FANCLUB
But good LORD woman XD I love how you remind WHY I love Luffy so much XD 'Boob's = meat'. He so would XD but bad Luffy, Sanji's bad enough with just Nami and Robin, don't give him insentive!
Though I think this is a loosing battle for Zoro. I mean, Luffy loves Zoro, but... he lovs meat too. It's gunna take a lot of convincing to get Luffy to give up with his whole mathmatical ploy to get meat. And Sanji... well, you add a rack to about anything and he's happy...
Anyway. Brilliant picture. Shadow told me about this whole idea, but I didn't realize it'd be this funny. I bow to your skills, seriously. Now I must get a rag and dry my computer off...
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There are always ghosts in the well. I can't call them echoes, because the sounds I hear all were made too long ago.
The splash of coins in the water.
Voices whispering their wishes
Secrets.
Nobody was supposed to hear them.
But I do.
...clicked on it...
...died laughing.
XD I LOVE IT.
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Where's your messiah?
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If I had a heart, this is where I'd die of laughter.
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Just another face in the crowd.
*dies*
This is so awesome. You are genius.
-Found this at the LJ comm. x3
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